“it’s like i’m living la vida without the loca”

my dad when my mom said we weren’t having pizza (via pemsylvania)

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shloobykitten:

i woke up like this

shloobykitten:

i woke up like this

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“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.”

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

This is important.

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noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

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lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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shrekyourself:

new meme: adam sandler disappears into thin air, jennifer aniston is grief stricken

shrekyourself:

new meme: adam sandler disappears into thin air, jennifer aniston is grief stricken

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