“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.”

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

This is important.

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noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

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lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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shrekyourself:

new meme: adam sandler disappears into thin air, jennifer aniston is grief stricken

shrekyourself:

new meme: adam sandler disappears into thin air, jennifer aniston is grief stricken

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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bearygood:

Role model

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hitlersasshole:

at least i never went through the “rawr means i love you in dinosaur ”phase

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jamesfrancoe:

crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads

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crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

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